[IronJack]

Five thousand bucks for THAT???? I’d have to see the golf ball and the garden hose first. And I’d still have to hope the other girl is a lot hotter than this one!

[EEGator]

I believe the main points are discretion and no STD’s.

[PLMerite]

"I’d have to see the golf ball and the garden hose first."

That only matters if there's a "garden hose" involved.