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Suspect Charged for Carrying Pistol Without Permit After Gun Falls Out of His Buttocks
Breitbart.com ^ | March 30th 2017 | AWR Hawkins

Posted on 03/31/2017 5:10:21 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Officers were booking 23-year-old Jesse O’Neal Roberts into jail when a pistol fell out of his buttocks, initially giving them the impression that Roberts was defecating on himself.

The incident occurred at Alabama’s Limestone County Jail.

According to AL.com, deputies received a call “about a prowler” and arrived at the address to find Roberts being held at gunpoint by the resident. Deputy Chad Harbin said Roberts “was showing signs of impairment,” so he arrested him on public intoxication.

They drove Roberts to jail and, upon arriving, a corrections officer noted that Roberts was walking “strangely.” While Roberts was being booked a pistol fell out of his buttocks. The corrections officer recalled, “I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers.”

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Alabama
KEYWORDS: howdidthatgetthere; thingsinpants
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To: Mad Dawgg
Oh jeeseeeee. I hate when that happens to me! Sometime when my purse is so full there is just no other option.
21 posted on 03/31/2017 7:01:17 AM PDT by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: Mad Dawgg

"Where son?"

22 posted on 03/31/2017 7:10:27 AM PDT by Oratam
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To: tuffydoodle
I heard he had a sh!ty pistol.
23 posted on 03/31/2017 7:55:43 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: Mad Dawgg

I think he needs to find a better holster. The old one doesn’t seem to be working well any more.


24 posted on 03/31/2017 8:03:35 AM PDT by Gritty (The left is a treasonous movement rejecting our system of government, laws, elections -D. Greenfield)
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To: Mad Dawgg
Image and video hosting by TinyPic "You'll shoot out your prostate gland kid."
25 posted on 03/31/2017 8:14:07 AM PDT by tumblindice
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