That time Huma was asked to plan Hillary’s funeral

New York Post ^

[EQAndyBuzz]

Blown up like they do to whales who die on the beach.

[mass55th]

"Looks like the understory here is the tension between Huma and Chelsea...? "

Looks more like tension between Huma and Cheryl Mills. Chelsea put in the request. It was requested via Band to Huma. Huma deferred to Cheryl Mills, because she didn't want to step on Mills' toes. Looks like Mills had more power in Hillary circles than Huma did.

[subterfuge]

The Clintons think they are immortal.

[bar sin·is·ter]

[Rebelbase]

Eternity in a full septic tank works for me.

[1_Rain_Drop]

What?! no cement shoes?

We know she’ll lose one on the way down.
Give her at least one.
Be fair.

[1_Rain_Drop]

I would think the requests would come from reporters. They have obits ready in advance and sometimes even release them too soon.

[mass55th]

I thought they already had a resting place for Bubba:

[Nifster]

What no cigar????

[wally_bert]

WJ Krinton’s disease ridden corpse should be dumped in some wasteland and left to rot.

[miss marmelstein]

Hillary has already asked the president of France to kick Napoleon out of his sarcophagi at the Pantheon and have her installed when the time comes. If not, those photos at the pizza parlor...

[Walkingfeather]

does this date correspond to the plane crash she was in in Iran?

[markomalley]

WJ Krinton’s disease ridden corpse should be dumped in some wasteland and left to rot.

Sure, great idea.

Just what we need, another Superfund site.

(Can you imagine how many thousands...or millions...of people would be damaged if effluent from his rotting corpse made it into a water table?)

It could be a serious natural tragedy!

[Palio di Siena]

Arrangements include filling out absentee ballots for the next hundred years.

[Rollee]

I just burst out laughing. Thank you!

[Bon mots]

Hillary is torn between her biological daughter with Webb Hubbel who is dumber than a rock;
and her surrogate daughter Huma. It is understandable that they hate one another.

[wjcsux]

I just want to know where they are buried so I can go piss on their graves.

[piasa]

Makes sense. Who better to plan an Islamic funeral than Huma Abedin?

maybe Huma could arrange one of those Palestinian martyr funerals where the crowd, trilling like Bedoins and wailing curses at da joos, wildly jogs through town carrying the stretcher on their shoulders until the martyr falls off ... and has to scramble to get back on. or risk getting left behind.