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Roger Isles?
Billy O?
Sean Hannity?
Tucker Carlson?

If it was Tucker, My Nigga’! Hope his pick up line was something like:

Tucker: Good evening, Marie. So very nice to make you aquiantence. May I say how lovely you look this evening?

Harf: Der, er, um, yeah. Muslims needs jobs.

Tucker: Yeah, whatever. Hey I hear you’re out of work and looking for some steady reputable employment. Is that true?

Harf: Er, um, yeah. Like, ya know, I got all this cool State Dept. experience and been on TV and stuff but nobody will hire me. It’s so messed up. I mean, like, I’m a professional. I deserve respect. You know?

Tucker: Oh, yes. I completely understand. The news business is tough. But enough about business, let’s talk about you.

Harf: Tee hee hee. Oh, Mr. Carlson. You’re making me blush.

Tucker: Oh, c’mon. Don’t let the bow tie fool you. I’m just being a gentleman. And may I say how stunningly beautiful you look this evening?

Harf: Oh, Mr. Carlson. You’re making me blush again.

Tucker: Well, that’s just part of the job. Heh,heh. Wink, wink.

Harf: Speaking of jobs, I’m looking for one now. Do you have any suggestions.

Tucker: As a matter of fact, I do. Would you like some professional advice?

Harf: Oh, yes. Please enlighten me.

Tucker: Well, despite the magnificent ensemble you have put together tonight, the dress, hair style, shoes and earrings, and phony eye-glasses (which are kind of sexy) there’s still just something missing that is keeping you from the big time news position you’re looking for. Specifically, it’s your ears.

Harf: What? My earrings?

Tucker: No, no, no. It’s not your ears. It’s what isn’t behind your ears.

Hard: What do you mean? What’s missing behind my ears?

Tucker: Your ankles.

And the rest is history.

Best Regards,
~Roger~

Fox news is so determined to play middle of the road that they’re driving their once loyal conservative viewers away. No one wants to listen to their liberal dunderheads spewing talking points endlessly. There’s quite a few of them that I change the channel when they come on. Harf is one I can’t listen to. Geraldo’s another. Same for that asshat Goolsby, who seems to be on every show.

There’s a whole bunch of them now who have ruined Fox’s once kinda “conservative” brand. Why are they trying to destroy their own network by having a slew of idiots on all the time?