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Marie Barf (maybe Harf...)
My Eyeballs | 3/27/2017 | Self

Posted on 03/27/2017 7:17:56 PM PDT by Positive

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To: Impala64ssa
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!


21 posted on 03/27/2017 7:40:42 PM PDT by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Impala64ssa

If Garth had a sister...


22 posted on 03/27/2017 7:42:06 PM PDT by McGruff (the AHCA turned out to be nothing more than Obamacare-lite)
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To: McGruff

Those glasses, good lord, those glasses!


23 posted on 03/27/2017 7:43:04 PM PDT by Fungi (What is the most important fungus the world has ever known?)
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To: Positive
There's is a solution. Don't watch.

Since Trump's win, I haven't watched any TV news all. I get all my news from online and Rush on the radio.

Another plus from Trump's win, is that it has become too obvious that all the cable TV news channels have their own agendas and narratives. I'm not interested in their skewed view of the facts.

I'll figure it out on my own.

24 posted on 03/27/2017 7:47:23 PM PDT by HotHunt
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To: Fungi

Dumb and Dumber.

25 posted on 03/27/2017 7:47:28 PM PDT by McGruff (the AHCA turned out to be nothing more than Obamacare-lite)
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To: Positive

Anytime I see her dopey ass face on my TV, I turn it off.

There is nothing I can learn from the likes of her.

She is total waste of my time.

I learn far, far more from an off television.


26 posted on 03/27/2017 7:47:50 PM PDT by chris37 (Donald J. Trump, Tom Brady, The Patriots... American Destiny!)
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To: McGruff

Has she grown a hipster beard, yet ?


27 posted on 03/27/2017 7:51:25 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: Positive

There’s really no news worth watching anymore.


28 posted on 03/27/2017 8:03:32 PM PDT by Dogbert41 (Jerusalem is the city of The Great King! Forgive my misspelling when on my tablet)
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To: MagUSNRET

Roger Isles?
Billy O?
Sean Hannity?
Tucker Carlson?

If it was Tucker, My Nigga’! Hope his pick up line was something like:

Tucker: Good evening, Marie. So very nice to make you aquiantence. May I say how lovely you look this evening?

Harf: Der, er, um, yeah. Muslims needs jobs.

Tucker: Yeah, whatever. Hey I hear you’re out of work and looking for some steady reputable employment. Is that true?

Harf: Er, um, yeah. Like, ya know, I got all this cool State Dept. experience and been on TV and stuff but nobody will hire me. It’s so messed up. I mean, like, I’m a professional. I deserve respect. You know?

Tucker: Oh, yes. I completely understand. The news business is tough. But enough about business, let’s talk about you.

Harf: Tee hee hee. Oh, Mr. Carlson. You’re making me blush.

Tucker: Oh, c’mon. Don’t let the bow tie fool you. I’m just being a gentleman. And may I say how stunningly beautiful you look this evening?

Harf: Oh, Mr. Carlson. You’re making me blush again.

Tucker: Well, that’s just part of the job. Heh,heh. Wink, wink.

Harf: Speaking of jobs, I’m looking for one now. Do you have any suggestions.

Tucker: As a matter of fact, I do. Would you like some professional advice?

Harf: Oh, yes. Please enlighten me.

Tucker: Well, despite the magnificent ensemble you have put together tonight, the dress, hair style, shoes and earrings, and phony eye-glasses (which are kind of sexy) there’s still just something missing that is keeping you from the big time news position you’re looking for. Specifically, it’s your ears.

Harf: What? My earrings?

Tucker: No, no, no. It’s not your ears. It’s what isn’t behind your ears.

Hard: What do you mean? What’s missing behind my ears?

Tucker: Your ankles.

And the rest is history.

Best Regards,
~Roger~


29 posted on 03/27/2017 8:05:03 PM PDT by Roger Kaputnik (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't prove that they aren't out to get me.)
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To: MagUSNRET

Fox news is so determined to play middle of the road that they’re driving their once loyal conservative viewers away. No one wants to listen to their liberal dunderheads spewing talking points endlessly. There’s quite a few of them that I change the channel when they come on. Harf is one I can’t listen to. Geraldo’s another. Same for that asshat Goolsby, who seems to be on every show.

There’s a whole bunch of them now who have ruined Fox’s once kinda “conservative” brand. Why are they trying to destroy their own network by having a slew of idiots on all the time?


30 posted on 03/27/2017 8:21:32 PM PDT by Bullish (May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
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To: Positive

She’s connected to the DC establishment somehow. Something to do with her parents. That’s why she’s serenading us from Fox now.

CC


31 posted on 03/27/2017 8:37:30 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: tennmountainman

IIRC, Obutthole made her “chief of communications” or something just as insane.


32 posted on 03/27/2017 8:39:13 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Positive

33 posted on 03/27/2017 8:46:50 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Positive

Harf must have been hired to make blond bimbo Megan McCane look smarter.


34 posted on 03/27/2017 8:53:20 PM PDT by The Great RJ ("Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Positive

Fox is phasing into liberalism. They are trying to do the old boiling the frog slowly method in hopes of not losing audience all at once. But flaming liberal/globalism it is going.

Hannity would be jailed for hate speech in Europe and Murdock’s sons are in charge now. Fox is history.

Someone smart will replace them.


35 posted on 03/27/2017 8:58:13 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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[[Fox is phasing into liberalism. They are trying to do the old boiling the frog slowly method in hopes of not losing audience all at once.]]

Because apparently being the number one cable news network isn’t good enough for them- nope- they aspire to be average- audience-less- and unwatchable just like all the other half-wit news networks are-

Fox seems to be allergic to success-


36 posted on 03/27/2017 9:03:05 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Positive

I watch her on First 100 days.

What it makes me question is why didn’t Fox News hire Bagdad Bob?


37 posted on 03/27/2017 9:19:01 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton

They did. Baghdad Bob had a sex change and is now known as Marie Harf.


38 posted on 03/27/2017 9:21:08 PM PDT by Kalamata
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To: Positive

Well .. she has company; Jessica Turlov is always on .. and she does nothing but spew the LEFT’s talking points.

What is the use of that .. what can you learn from that ..??

But, she’s showing up all the time on almost every show .. like she has some contract to be the lefty person to call for every show.

Well, I just turn on the [MUTE] or I change the channel.


39 posted on 03/27/2017 9:26:11 PM PDT by CyberAnt ("Peace Through Strength")
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To: EagleUSA

What’s weird; Fox&Friends used to be different .. more to the right.

Suddenly, they keep having more and more of the LEFT showing up on the show. It’s bothering me. I so looked forward to their morning show; they were more upbeat; smiling; all their promos were patriotic; they promoted the military, etc.

Now, I see things are beginning to change.


40 posted on 03/27/2017 9:34:11 PM PDT by CyberAnt ("Peace Through Strength")
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