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I knew a family of girls, their last name was Ball, their father's first name was Dick, and they lived on Cox street!

LOL, to a teenager, hearing of Dick Ball on Cox Street made me think of Bevis and Butthead in the "No laughing" episode (One of two I saw all the way through!)

Buzzcut: "So, Beavis and Butt-Head, I understand Mr. McVicker has made a little arrangement with you guys. Yeah, a little probation. You see, class, Beavis and Butt-Head here are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, and if they do laugh they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents, ha ha ha!

[Students laugh; Beavis and Butt-head try to hold it in]

Buzzcut: "Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex ed. week. We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-Head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! And... and we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!"

[the class laughs, tears streak from Butt-Head's eyes, as Beavis and Butt-head struggle to hold in their laughter]