LOL! However I think I will be going with a Trager Grill. My couponing skills can get me deals on the wood pellets as well as on the meat. I figure the amount I save on buying meat as larger cuts will pay for the grill and then some. Also adding more turkey to my meals will cut overall costs. I didn't cook turkey except for Thanksgiving because of having to clean out the oven but the Traeger would eliminate that problem.
p.s. Smoking pork bellies for bacon!
