[Future Snake Eater]

So a laptop with (most likely, given its nature) at least SECRET information is sitting in some chick’s car in her driveway. A guy dressed in black rides up at 0300, moves with a purpose directly to her car, breaks in, swipes the laptop, and takes a different exfil route.

I hope no one wishes us to believe this was a random robbery.

[Jane Austen]

No, this was no random robbery. I hope the agent is no longer employed by SS.

[Jeff Chandler]

So a laptop with (most likely, given its nature) at least SECRET information is sitting in some chick’s car in her driveway. A guy dressed in black rides up at 0300, moves with a purpose directly to her car, breaks in, swipes the laptop, and takes a different exfil route.

Sure sounds as if the SS has been stacked with Obamanoids.

[gleeaikin]

And what kind of incompetent Secret Service agent leaves important items visible in a car? Having read the whole article, there is no mention of it being taken from a locked trunk. Later the stolen backpack and some papers were found in the neighborhood.