Yabut I still don't see a sammich in front of me.
lol...
Don’t know for sure, but I think you might be missing one key ingredient.
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask...
“What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?”
I said, “Thank you, dear, I think I’ll have chicken.”
She replied , “You’re having soup, butthole. I was talking to the cat.”