I was about to add Eloi until I saw someone had added that to the tag list.
Well played archy.
But why limit it to the incoming freshmen?
Having opened the door to the uber-sensitive the Dean of Students should address the evils of temporal class distinctions firmly entrenched by the wicked white patriarchy.
Forced deference to a member of The Class of 2016 by incomers implies the incomers are in some fashion inferior to all previous classes and remedies should certainly be imposed. Calling one and all students Eloi erases all current distictions back to the original students. Especially the dark unstated corollary that all Yale students have devolved from their first antecedents.
Eloi now and forever!
Just so long as we remember that the Eloi, both Mr. Wells' fictional ones and the former Elis, are nothing but food for the Moorloks.