[crazy scenario]

"(Overheard at a organization meeting): Now wait just a “woke” minute. “Woman” is a social construct. “A day without women” is homophobic, transphobic, it-phobic, and a bunch of other phobics we’ll make up in a few minutes, but anyway, so, like, it’s an expression of hate and so it’s a hate crime and so like, anyone who participates is a bad person, because we say so and, like, against all liberated theology principles, man."

Quiet, men are talking!

[Nogara]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3saskvQKfx0

Take your words and parse them to Ludacris above.

Now wait, just a “woke”, minute!
“Woman” is a social construct!
“A day without women” is homophobic - transphobic - it-phobic - and a bunch of other phobics .... we’ll make up in a few minutes;
So, like ... it’s an expression of hate and so it’s a hate crime;
And so like... anyone who participates is a bad person;

Because we say so, and, like, against all liberated theology principles, man.!

Quiet, men are talking!
Quiet, men are talking!
Quiet, men are talking!