OK, after all these years I now have a natural samurai hair style, I now consider myself Japanese.
I bid on a lot of government construction projects but it is harder all the time due to their requirements that a large portion gets awarded to minorities. I solved the problem. I now identify as a black lesbian.
I’m half Irish, half Cajun and I forget what the other half is. I think I’ll self-identify as a leprechaun. An evil one.