I’d wager 1 in 50 wouldn’t either.
So? Actually that would be huge. That’s a market of 6 million people just here in the US and 140 million worldwide. I doubt there are THAT many people interested in bitcoins. There probably aren’t that many that own Apple stocks.
The point is that if you own bitcoins you could sell them right now in seconds for $1270 each.
You’re letting your prejudices cloud your view of reality. That’s never a good move.