“The Solar Plus Probe will come within four million miles of the suns surface, facing heat and radiation like no spacecraft has endured before.”
Well - within four million miles is still a lot closer than we are. But I do wonder - they are going all that way, they might as well land, grab some samples and bring them back.
(I know WE could use some samples - it’s been rainy and cloudy here for numerous days.)
this is make work. We are totally beyond broke. We need to build our military and I want my damned taxes cut and THE WALL!! Huge cuts coming for jokes like this.