I hate when I have to flea my home
Imagine instead if they had had to FLY their homes: worse.
stealthier, too.
What happened, did the dam break or something?
to flea their homes
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To flea your home is to infest it with fleas
To flee your home is to leave in a hurry
Does no one have editors anymore?
Or are the editors as illiterate as the authors?
“...flea their homes...”
Flea?? You mean flee? What kind of idiots write these things?? Dumbed down schools are the best!
They had to flea their homes, could make a new one from SCRATCH.
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Ogden Nash
They may have to de-flea their homes after the critters haven’t had blood for two weeks.
Location, Location, Location.
Remember, don’t buy a home in the drainage are below a dam, behind a levee, or in a river flood plane.
Or below sea level as in New Orleans.
The experts might say there is no reason for concern but don’t forget; experts built the Titanic; experts said it was safe for the Space Shuttle Challenger to lift off; and experts said Donald Trump had no path to win the Presidency.
Whopping class action lawsuit on the way. Jerry Brown is going to call Linda Ronstadt.
"While this low-lying neighborhood may have been destined to flood when the rain-soaked Anderson Reservoir spilled over its dam, the city of San Jose is coming under scrutiny for not evacuating the neighborhood before residents were knee-deep in water."