“What do you call a group of 15 law professors at the bottom of a lake?”
- In way over their heads.
- Out of sight, out of mind.
- The cream rises to the TOP, not the bottom. Just saying.
- “The last lib-lawyer in is a rotten egg!”
- “And in other news today, marine biologists in Louisiana are experimenting with 15 human-shaped algae formations (nicknamed “Lawscum Protista” by scientists) to provide nourishment to bottom-feeding aquatic animals in the Atchafalaya Swamp Basin. Thus far, scientists are discovering that the algae planks emit such a putrid odor, even the alligators turn their noses up at the free meal.”