A modernist form of idiocy.
Noam Comsky, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Paging Noam Chomsky....
His presumption is that different races are not equally capable of learning grammar and spelling. He is being explicitly racist.
I’ve known some who were so inarticulate they could not put two words together, without using the term “You know” or profanity as filler between words.
Ever been chastised for using “big” words?
Some would be thrilled to dumb us all down to their level. Turn mundane conversation into a classroom, it’s fun.
So as not to offend, must we now teach only “Ebonics” in the schools as the proper form of American English? If that were to be instituted then, of course there would be a new Negro lingo within a couple of years and Negroes would commence to be terribly offended all over again that their patois is not taught as English. Being offended is a terminal and incurable syndrome.
Yo ‘bouttime dis here racist grammar sheeit got taken seriously Jus’ like Orenthawl James.
Hey, perfesser — cash me ousside, how bow dah.
Robert Frost translated into eubonics.
Yo Whose woods deez is ah think ah know.
His crib iz in da village though;
He will not see me stopping here
ta watch his woods fill up wif snow.
muh motha f*ckin little horse mus’ think it queer
ta stop without uh farmhouse near
Between da woods an’ frozen lake
da darkest evening o’ da year.
He gives his harness bells uh shake
ta ax if dere iz some mistake.
da only other sounds da sweep
o’ easy wind an’ downy flake.
da woods is lovely, dark an’ deep,
But ah gots promises ta keep,
an’ miles ta go ‘bfoe ah sleep,
an’ miles ta go ‘bfoe ah sleep just like mammy.
True dat!
Wouldn’t it be easier just to teach black and hispanic kids the language?
Just another lib trying to make a name for himself...
Das raciss.
Don’t anyone dare correct my grammar or spelling!
.....literacy is racist.
HEY! This poster is racist! In order to be inclusive, it should have read: "Sporky Mong piles mick ROC;SE Mog mouse remet SP81&# Noggo rofsko DJ! rth STEMGO remf."
I can’t wait to read the resumes coming out of this college. Any of the people in those classes should demand their money back and get another professor. No won in the reel werld is gonna care bout yer non raysist grahamer cuz yer gonna looks like a idiot.