What are you suggesting, Mrs. Don-o? That Milo will be able to sashay the gay away?
Milo puts me in mind of, naturally, Oscar Wilde. After orbiting the Holy Faith all his life, sometimes quite far away, sometimes nearing as if he would come in for a landing, only to veer off again --- after vamping and camping and seducing peers and stable boys --- after his imprisonment --- after his release and return to his sodomite lover ---- after three years of exile, misery and sickness, and at last true destitution --- he finally gave in to Jesus and entered the Catholic Church on his deathbed. May God make him glorious in His Kingdom.
I hope it won't take sordid misery to finally lasso the soul of Milo, but if it does, it's still a good bargain. An eternally good bargain.