“Instant Tea is a mortal sin”
As are instant grits. They had absolutely right on “My Cousin Vinny” when Mr. Tipton stated under oath that “No self-respectin’ Southerner uses instant grits.”
I’ve never understood what purpose instant grits are supposed to serve anyway. It’s not as if real grits take all that much time or effort, and the instant ones are just wrong, the taste, the texture, bleh.