Fine - I tell you what - we’re gonna name every business after Trump. Every park, every street corner, even change the names of the days to Trump 1 thru Trump 7.
Then the snowflakes will retreat and withdraw into tiny balls trying desperately not to “get any on them”.
Morons.
Then the snowflakes will retreat and withdraw into tiny balls trying desperately not to “get any on them”.
I like it! Let’s take it a step further and rename food after Trump.
No more chicken and dumplings – now it’s Chicken and Trumplings!
Goodbye, dump cake! Say hi to Trump Cake!
And is that a rump roast on sale? Nope, it’s Trump Roast now!
Snowflake heads will explode faster than you can count.