[cloudmountain]

Evan is bald as a cue ball. Notice that his photos always seem to make sure his BALD pate is not in the photo.

HAHAHA!

Evan is a BALDIE!!

[RegulatorCountry]

They have more motive than just baldness. It’s not just any old bald head that they’re cropping off, it’s a truly monumental, science fiction-level bulbous protuberance.

[Az Joe]

He makes all us bald men look bad!