[Doogle]

....get a pair of shades,some dockers,a black baseball cap,a dark blue wind breaker with 4 inch
high white letters with the Spanish word for ICE
on the back and you could start a stampede with the real stupid ones

[publius911]

....get a pair of shades,some dockers,a black baseball cap,a dark blue wind breaker with 4 inch high white letters with the Spanish word for ICE

That would be "HIELO..."

Wouldn't work out; but "MIGRA" might... of course it would make you an instant target, too. These scared animals, specially the women, would not hesitate to kill you.

Ever been to non-tourist Mexico?