Please have more respect for these people. They are experts. They have advanced degrees. Do you have an advanced degree? Remember that the Club of Rome predicted that we will run out of oil by 1990. This is serious. I am going to bye a bicycle. What time is it?
I DO have an advanced degree. It just doesn’t happen to be in science fic...um, I mean climate science.
To meet that prediction you’re going to have to buy a bicycle that goes back in time. It’s going to have to be at least a 10 speed!