In the tiny cemetery in my hometown, a headstone reads:
Been here and gone.
Had a good time.
I want mine to say: “Gravity wins another round”...
I hope my family writes one for me at least as complimentary as this. Seems like the guy pretty much did things his way, if with something of an abrasive manner.
If a person has not p*ssed off at least three people a day, he is just not doing his part to educate the world, and it is a day wasted.
Remember the dash, the little line between the date of birth and the day of passing. If it can’t be filled in a memorable manner, then you have not been trying.