It need not become a constitutional crisis. All that is necessary, according to Article 3 of the US Constitution, is for Congress to restrict the appellate jurisdiction of the Courts. Congress can, and did so up until the last third of the 19th century. Time to dust off that old document, the Constitution that is, and abide by its provisions. Simple enough. Case closed.
If only you could get them to read it and have some explain to them what they read.
Remember when Michele Bachman tried to require all incoming house members to the a course on the Constitution. har, har.