“Throughout his campaign, Donald J. Trump — or, as I like to call him, Daddy — treated the mainstream media as his personal plaything. Now as the 45th President of the United States, he shows no signs of stopping. Something similar is currently happening to me, although fortunately for feminists, black lives matter activists, fat people, vapers and cyclists I have no political aspirations.”
“Remember, the Trump campaign received free advertising from the mainstream media worth an estimated $5 billion dollars. They hated his guts, but couldn’t stop covering him!”
Since I’m soon 8 years older than he, I wouldn’t call him Daddy; but I will gladly call him Brutha. Yep, Brutha Trump whacked the MSMs for not reporting terrorist acts, and then leaned on the 9th Circus. The man has titanium gonads. ‘at’s muh brutha!