[Boogieman]

As a transregnus, I am offended when people do not refer to me by my preferred title, His Royal Highness, King of England, and Defender of the Faith.

[BlueDragon]

As a transregnus, I am offended when people do not refer to me by my preferred title, His Royal Highness, King of England, and Defender of the Faith.

i you are the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus Dauphin
Goo goo g' joob

[Mycroft Holmes]

Norton I, Emperor of the United States, photograph, date unknown

Born Joshua Abraham Norton c. 1818 London or other parts of England[1]
Died January 8, 1880 (aged 61–62) San Francisco, California
Parent(s) John Norton Sarah Norden
Years active 1859–80
Known for Proclaiming himself "Emperor of the United States"