And then cut whatever transoceanic phone cable that connects us to India so that these people will stop offering to remove the "viruses" they just magically detected on my computer, or to lower my credit card rates (even though they couldn't tell me which of my cards they were calling about), or to present me with some awesome government grant from a vaguely-described agency.
American companies outsourced so many IT jobs to India, only to have those folks use their newfound skills to scam us endlessly, even learning how to spoof phone numbers so that they appear to be local. I'm so tired of that crap.
You haven’t lived until you get calls from India regarding today’s “Urgent Requirement” for an IT position that pays minimum wage for a 3 month gig in Minot, North Dakota.
I’ve grown tired of being asked for my “visa status” for jobs within my own country. I’m also tired of having to interpret voicemail messages where the caller sounds like his mouth is stuffed full of martbles, offering the same job for the 150th time this month.
I’d be willing to visit the nearest Vedic Cultural Center to make an offering to Ganesh, just to get every last one of these jokers shipped home.