Marine Colonel:
Whose side are you on, son?Private Joker:
Our side, sir.Marine Colonel:
Don't you love your country?Private Joker:
Yes, sir.Marine Colonel:
Then how about getting with the program?
Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?Private Joker:
Yes, sir.Marine Colonel:
Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God.
It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.Private Joker:
Aye-aye, sir.