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Deadspin Tells Ted Cruz to ‘Eat Sh*t,’ After Cruz Hilariously Burns Them on Twitter
Breitbart.com ^ | 24 Jan 2017 | Dylan Gwinn

Posted on 01/25/2017 7:00:01 AM PST by Rockitz

More hilarious than all the jokes in all the land is when a liberal talking point or stereotype detonates in their face. It’s not surprising that this stereotype-shattering would occur on Twitter, where so many liberal memes go to die. Though, few would have thought Ted Cruz would be the one triggering the explosion.

Politico ran a story which stated that Ted Cruz, intent on repairing frayed relationships with GOP Senators in Congress, had begun a weekly basketball game.

Specifically, the piece said that Cruz had, “started a weekly basketball game in the Russell Building, for example, and has been urging colleagues to attend.”

This prompted Deadspin, a leftist political website masquerading as a sports site, to write, “Surely some of you reading this must work on the Hill, or know someone who works on the Hill, or know someone who is secretly sleeping in the men’s locker room in the Russell Building on the Hill. Either way, if you happen to snap a few photographs—or better yet, a video—of Ted Cruz in his raw, unbridled, soup-fueled athletic form, please for the love of god send them to ashley@gizmodomedia.com.

“It’s going to be a long four years. We need this.”

When Deadspin tweeted that silly request out, they received a response from none other than Ted Cruz’s own Twitter account, which offered “proof” of the senator’s hoops prowess by tweeting a picture of Cruz look-a-like Grayson Allen of Duke.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cds; deadspin; globalistcruz; losercruz; lyinted; pavlovian; tcds; tedcruz; triggered
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To: Reno89519

Off your meds?


21 posted on 01/25/2017 8:04:38 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: Reno89519

22 posted on 01/25/2017 8:06:32 AM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: Mr. K

As long as he stays there. He is not a natural born citizen.


23 posted on 01/25/2017 8:24:44 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Based on your sig you don’t know what that means. Legally.

Grow up and stop attacking people on our side. The primary was over a long time ago.


24 posted on 01/25/2017 8:41:21 AM PST by TalonDJ
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To: Reno89519

Infantilism abounds on FR.


25 posted on 01/25/2017 8:50:28 AM PST by Paradox ("Wishing for a tautology to enact itself is not a strategy.")
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To: TalonDJ

What does it mean to you?
To the founders it meant someone who was naturally an American because they could not be anything else, born here of citizen parents.
They wanted to exclude those with foreign allegiances, that would include those born outside the country and those with foreign national parents, from whom the child inherits that foreign nationality.
They never meant to include the recently deceased King of Thailand. even though he was born in Cambridge MA.
Nor did they mean to include Winston Churchill, whose mother was an American, Congress bestowed honorary citizenship on him in the 1950’s. They wouldn’t have done that if he was natural born citizen.
Children born outside this country have to apply for recognition as citizens, known as a CBRA.
When did Ted Cruz or his parents file?


26 posted on 01/25/2017 8:57:02 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Rockitz

27 posted on 01/25/2017 9:29:24 AM PST by doug from upland (Are we dreaming or is Hillary finally really gone?)
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To: doug from upland

Love thia!!!


28 posted on 01/25/2017 9:37:07 AM PST by pollywog (" O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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To: Lurkinanloomin

“To the founders it meant someone who was naturally an American because they could not be anything else, born here of citizen parents.”

Nope. Not the legal definition.
blah blah blah

Save your hit pieces for the opposition. This isn’t the official, “attack conservatives I don’t personally like” forum. Try that some place else.

Primary is over. Grow up and get over it.


29 posted on 01/25/2017 10:00:57 AM PST by TalonDJ
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To: TalonDJ

What is your definition?


30 posted on 01/25/2017 10:04:03 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Rockitz

31 posted on 01/25/2017 10:08:48 AM PST by blam
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To: TalonDJ

Chief Justice Waite, Minor vs Happersett

The Constitution does not, in words, say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common-law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives, or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners


32 posted on 01/25/2017 10:28:42 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Reno89519

Do you have a bot running that notifies you every time an article is posted that mentions Cruz, just so you can be sure to post more crap soon after the article is up?


33 posted on 01/25/2017 3:04:54 PM PST by Svartalfiar
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To: Svartalfiar

No, but like many others on FR, I a tired of Lyn’ Ted BS so I and others are quick to reply. Good riddance to Lyn’ Ted.


34 posted on 01/25/2017 3:27:14 PM PST by Reno89519 (Drain the Swamp: Replace Ryan & McConnell; Primry Lyn' Ted and others.)
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To: Reno89519

Even Trump doesn’t call him Lying Ted anymore, you must have a thing for Cruz! We have 52 republican senators, we need every one of them!


35 posted on 01/26/2017 5:48:28 AM PST by longhorn too
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To: Reno89519

Dewhurst, you have really shown your ignorance now! Dewhurst is no better than McCain!


36 posted on 01/26/2017 5:50:16 AM PST by longhorn too
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To: Reno89519

Ted is not going anywhere! Boy you hold on to grudges don’t you!


37 posted on 01/26/2017 5:52:37 AM PST by longhorn too
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To: longhorn too

So. I don’t care what President Trump chooses to or not to call him. I did not ask his permission to note the obvious, Lyn’ Ted is a serial liar, has never apologized for his lies, has dissed Trump, Republicans, and the American people. Lyn’ Ted has zero respect for our Constitution, for honesty, and has zero credibility. Lyn’ Ted he is and good riddance to him in 2018.


38 posted on 01/26/2017 5:53:48 AM PST by Reno89519 (Drain the Swamp is not party specific. Lyn' Ted is still a liar, Good riddance to him.)
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To: Reno89519

That’s it hold on to that grudge and see where it gets you! Ted will be voted in in Texas in 2018!


39 posted on 01/26/2017 5:56:44 AM PST by longhorn too
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To: longhorn too
I don't know much about Dewhurst, I know too much about Lyn' Ted. Get over him, most of us on FR and pretty much everywhere in America have had our fill of the liar.

Maybe Dewhurst is as bad as McCain, but Dewhurst is not a Natural Born Canadian, Dewhurst is, like McCain, a veteran. He, so far as I've read, did not, like Lyn' Ted, lie and cheat his way into office.

Now, shall we get on to something more important? Like boycotting sanctuary cities?

40 posted on 01/26/2017 5:57:01 AM PST by Reno89519 (Drain the Swamp is not party specific. Lyn' Ted is still a liar, Good riddance to him.)
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