The girls don’t have to attend school because their parents want to take a vacation?
Malaria is taking a “gap year,” which means partying, drinking, and doing drugs (chip off the old blockhead). Unknown about Sushi — much of DC is shut down on Friday, probably Sidwell Friends, too. She can be back at school on Monday.
The older one isn’t in school. She’s taking a year break.
Sasha has a school holiday Friday but there’s no holiday on Monday. Of course, she’s special so school calendars don’t matter much.
Malia is on her gap year, aka twerking and doping and drinking and getting pulled out of wild parties by her SS moments before the police raid them and put in rehab. Maybe she can explain to Ambassador Costos why she didn’t show up to work as his intern at the Embassy in Spain. Here’s to Trump firing that Barry appointment (you scratch my uh, back and I’ll scratch yours).
They won’t have to stay at the Smith/Costos gay bathhouse because Barry bought a house to be near the couple. Smith is supposed to be decorating it. Smith has been in charge of decorating every house they have, including the WH and the DC house.