[Any bets on how many journalists cry uncontrollably?]
At a minimum, Chuck Todd and Matt Lauer. Plus former CNN War Slut Christiane Amanour, Chris “Thrill Up My Leg” Matthews, Keith Loony Olbermann....
Well, that’s a short list, anyways.
My bad. I see the War Slut is still in operation. Still got that 9/11 painting that makes you happy, Amanpour?
Andrea “Lisa Simpson” Mitchell will literally cry her eyes out.