[Yaelle]

If you’re gay please don’t donate blood to a blood bank.

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Oh, I’m not allowed to give blood in America. And my orientation is heterosexual. They prefer gay blood to me. I was thrown out of children’s hospital when they were running low on universal donor blood.

My crime? I lived in Switzerland when there was a mad cow risk in the U.K. Switzerland doesn’t import beef from the U.K. And I never stepped foot in England at the time. But my blood is not as good as gays who say they abstain from sex.

[proud American in Canada]

I understand! I am a type O. Would love to give blood.

But I studied in Europe and they are worried about mad cow disease.