I have a joke for you.
Obama checks into a 5 star hotel.
After a couple of days the hotel manager approaches Barack and tells him he must eave immediately.
“Why” says Obama.
“Well Sir it’s embarrassing to say,but you were observed urinating in the pool.
What’s the big deal,lots of people pee in the pool?
Sir,some people might,but never from the high board.
LOL....Good morning. ;>)