[Night Hides Not]

I’m noticing a lot of friction between Mennonites and Amish these days. I don’t think we should allow pitchforks in malls any more.

Be sure to watch for horse carts in handicapped spaces, that's a sure sign of trouble.

[Texas Eagle]

Oh, man, I hate those stupid low-rider buggies with their hydraulics and those tiny Shetland ponies and those ear-splitting hymns. Nobody wants to hear that, brah!