Wonderful! Now install toilets in the sofas and SNAP recipients will never have to miss a minute of their TV programs again.
“Now install toilets in the sofas...”
By George, I think you’ve hit on something, but it could still lead to problems.
“I tood you...CLOSE THE TOILET LID WHEN YOU FINISH!”
“How’m I gonna watch Okra with dat stank comin’ outta dat hole?”
“AND, stop throwing your beer bottles in the commode. You know dey ain’t gonna flush down. Das why I done brought the trashcan in da living room. Oh, you need to roll the trashcan out to da curb...the garbage man be coming today.”