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To: vannrox

Once I had occasion to use an old Soviet toilet. After I finished my business, I hit the handle. People, I am not exaggerating, something like 300 gallons of the Dneiper river shot though it in something like 4 seconds.
It went off with a roar.
It felt like I had torched off a Martin-Baker rocket ejection seat. For a horrifying second, I wondered if it could suck my butt downwards.

I don’t know if some engineer was threatened with the gulags if anyone ever had to flush twice or what. But that was the most astounding flush toilet I’ve ever used.


45 posted on 01/08/2017 11:38:44 PM PST by DesertRhino
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To: DesertRhino

LMAO you made my day.

Thanks.


59 posted on 01/09/2017 1:23:44 AM PST by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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To: DesertRhino
old Soviet toilet

I was in Zhitomyr in 2001 just before 9/11. We had a cast iron bathtub which weighed 200-300 lbs. I had a group of Russian workmen pick it up and move it for some reconstruction work in the apartment. On the bottom was a stamped in image of the Soviet symbol and the words (in Russian) Made in the Soviet Union - 1954. I cracked a joke about finding the rest of the Cruiser Aurora. They laughed as if it was the first joke they had ever heard. I think part of the fun was listening to an American tell a real Russian joke.
61 posted on 01/09/2017 1:26:42 AM PST by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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