Dear squaw elizabeth: Please lighten-up, you tomahonky. You need more smokes or need to chug back some more firewater. You seem so testy now that you are the low man on the totem pole. Maybe you’d like more wampum? Go back to your teepee and cook-up some buffalo sammiches for us. Oh, yeah. Please have the ethics committee investigate you for lieing about being an American Indian, you dishonest putz.
Good one halogen...