Stop. Coats is not a Rhino save your smears forb Johnnie and Leslie.
Of course I mean Lindsey or Linda
Take it elswhere. That Coats has a lower profile than your lawn mower is a fact, not a smear.
Why else would there be so many inquiries about who, or what he is? Some never even heard of him. (And a few are from Indiana. Ha!)
Sheesh.