I pity the SOB that knocks on my door in the dead of winter and tells me I have to put the fire out.
The people that make these kinds of decisions and then actually tell their gorns to publicize it and get it printed in the paper are the first idiots I would fire and parade nude thru the streets for people to throw rotten garbage at them, in the dead of winter.
Btw, my (late) little brother was a Coastie .. Kodiak & Memphis .. respect !