Wow, very cool. I hope to go there someday.
Folks, I won a huge victory in November. Was it November? You bet. It was November.
I won huge in the electoral college. That’s the only place that matters. Hillary had like a quadrillion votes in California, she’s like Queen of California now, and you know what? I ... don’t ... care. The entire west coast can slide off into the Atlantic ... what’s that? ... the Pacific, okay, and I won’t miss that sorry mess of political correctness, and neither will you folks, neither will you.
As to this other coast that didn’t get with the program, don’t be looking for much, I am going to give jobs, jobs, jobs to the great people in the heartland who voted for me, they were huge. I might toss a bone to New Jersey, have to wait and see on that one. Anywhere west of about York, PA, should be golden, jobs out of the wazoo for you folks.
Russia, not my real close buddies like some said, but hey, it’s not like scary old Russia, the nukes are mostly gathering dust and I don’t care, not going to make trouble with Russia like Hillary wanted to do, she’s queen of California now, did I mention that? Let’s give Queen Hillary a clap.
Yeah, oh look, Barack is here, and his lovely wife. Don’t leave town, folks, don’t leave town.