Here’s what this ‘news’ is suggesting as ‘talent’ to distract from the presidential Inauguration:
Jon Bon Jovi COMPLETELY OVERRATED NEVER-WAS
Bruce Springsteen HAS-BEEN
Lady Gaga GAG!
Dave Matthews B-RATED
Jennifer Lopez YUCK!
Beyonce and her husband Jay Z BARF!
Stevie Wonder HASN’T PRODUCED ANYTHING OF NOTE IN 25 YEARS
Steve Aoki ICKY!
The National WTF!
Katy Perry KATY WHO?
They will have to pay people like me an enormous sum to stay and watch this sh*t.
Uh, lemmesee.......so far I haven’t seen a performer on this list that I would walk across the street to see for FREE!