The Peoples Judean Front!
NO! The Peoples Front for Judea!
NO! The Front for the People of Judea!
THAT is one of my all time favorite comedy movie scenes!
CAMPAIGN FOR FREE GALILEE: Shhh! Shh. Shhh. Shh.
DEADLY DIRK: Campaign for Free Galilee.
FRANCIS: Oh. Uh, People’s Front of Judea. Officials.
DEADLY DIRK: Oh.
FRANCIS: What’s your group doing here?
DEADLY DIRK: We’re going to kidnap Pilate’s wife, take her back, issue demands.
FRANCIS: So are we.
DEADLY DIRK: What?
FRANCIS: That’s our plan!
DEADLY DIRK: We were here first!
FRANCIS: What do you mean?!
DEADLY DIRK: We thought of it first!
WARRIS: Oh, yeah?
DEADLY DIRK: Yes, a couple of years ago!
P.F.J.: Ha. Heh. Ha ha.
DEADLY DIRK: We did!
FRANCIS: Okay, c— co— come on. You got all your demands worked out, then?
DEADLY DIRK: ‘Course we have.
FRANCIS: What are they?
DEADLY DIRK: Well, I’m not telling you.
P.F.J.: Aghhh...
FRANCIS: Oh, come on. Pull the other one.
P.F.J.: Shh!
DEADLY DIRK: That’s not the point! We thought of it before you!
WARRIS: Did not.
DEADLY DIRK: We did!
FRANCIS: You didn’t.
C.F.G.: We bloody did!
BRIAN: Shhhh!
P.F.J.: Shhhhh! Shh.
DEADLY DIRK: You bastards! We’ve been planning this for months.
FRANCIS: Well, tough titty for you, Fish Face. Oh! Oh.
RANDOM: All right.
WARRIS: Clever. You sly...
C.F.G. and P.F.J. fight
BRIAN: Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!
FRANCIS: We are! Ohh.
BRIAN: We mustn’t fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!
EVERYONE: The Judean People’s Front?!
BRIAN: No, no! The Romans!
EVERYONE: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
Splitters!