To: WhatNot
I want to tell everybody, that I have personally captured a live 9ft tall Sasquatch, and have him chained up in my basement. You were a canny lad to adopt a unicorn from the shelter.
It keeps the Sasquatch calm, I'm told.
139 posted on
12/16/2016 11:27:58 PM PST by
kiryandil
(Will Hillary's BrownShirt Media thugs demand that The Deplorables all wear six-pointed Orange Stars?)
To: kiryandil; WhatNot
https://southernmostillinois.wordpress.com/2015/05/27/mysterious-creature-spotted-near-garden-of-the-gods-illinois/
145 posted on
12/17/2016 2:32:43 AM PST by
Paul R.
To: kiryandil
It does keep him calm, until he puts his horn in the wrong place.
(By the way, I do believe in unicorns, the Bible tells me I have too)
154 posted on
12/17/2016 3:50:23 AM PST by
WhatNot
(The Gospel doesn't promise the American dream, it promises Eternal life in the Kingdom of God.)
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