Posted on 12/16/2016 10:34:43 AM PST by DFG
Getting engaged is an exciting time for any couple - and many choose to share their joy with the world by publishing the announcement in local newspaper. However the loved-up men and women in the list below likely failed to realise just how comical their joined surnames would look in print - leading to some very unfortunate-sounding pairings. From Burns-Butts to Stoker-Daily and Drilling-Cousin, it will be a miracle if all of these couples ever actually made it down the aisle.
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Craven - Moorehead
I like Looney-Warde
Per the article:
Did Miss Busch and Mr Graber really think this through? The most hilariously mismatched engagement names ever
Reminds me of when the Yellow Pages were still relevant - there was a past-time called “head hunting”. You’d go through the pages reading the hyphenated business categories at the top of the pages. You’d see things like “Beer-Belting”.
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What about the Vietnamese couple Phuc-Hu
Omg don’t wear mascara when reading these!!! Don’t read with a full bladder!! Guaranteed to make you laugh.
Art and Clover Flores after marriage
Obamao-GongSoon
Obama - Robinson
Tarr and Feathers.
Our friends and families laughed at the combo of our last names when we got engaged. Nothing vulgar, just silly as they are both pronounced like different vegetables-less funny on paper because the spellings don’t match the pronunciation.
Phonetically, if my paternal grandmother had hyphenated her name upon marriage it would have been French Bean.
Clinton - Mezvinsky
Crapp-Beer will probably spend part of their honeymoon at Busch Gardens.
Seeman-Sample?
The Daily Mail’s policy is that EVERY photo must have a caption.
Laughing like a fool with tears running down my face!
Most obvious one would be the Huma-Wiener match!
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