what can I get for $50?
I will run you a bath for $50.
Bathing you is extra.
You get what you pay for.
A kiss on the cheek.
For $50, you have two choices: Hillary will talk to you on the phone for 1/10th of a second or 20 minutes with Podesta in drag while he cooks you a gourmet pizza.
For fifty bucks you will get the beer tab pulled by Sir Baron Von count Stroganof himself.