It's a guy
With all respect, that ain’t a “guy.”
He/she/it may have male genitalia, but it is not in any way like any “guy” I have ever known.
Guys drink beer, fart, admit they fart, can do all their shopping in 10 minutes at Home Depot not 4 hours at the Mall, have hunted at once in their lives, like naked pictures of beautiful women, salute the American flag and would kick the ass of anyone trying to burn it, would do Raquel Welch even though she is 76, would brag to their friends about it, and like or hate Tom Brady.
That ain’t a guy