1) Call Trump racist, sexist, bigoted, mean, hateful etc
2) It's the Russians!!!
3) Rally the Neo-cons against Trump (McCain, McMuffin, etc) in front of the media
4) Threaten, harass and Beg Electoral College voters
5) Blame/Attack the FBI/Comey
6) Conflict of Interest/Tax Returns
7) Demand Recounts (in cherry picked states)
I've never seen so much butthurt in my entire life. Best election ever.
BEST
ELECTION
EVER