Thank God the eagles aren’t spotted owls </s>
OK so a guy out hunting accidentally kills a condor. Figuring it makes no difference after the fact, he roasts it and eats it.
A park ranger walks up, see the remaining carcass, arrests him and takes him to jail.
At his trial the judge says, “OK it was an accident, $100 fine and time served”.
The judge pulls the guy aside and says, “Well, I gotta ask, what DOES a condor taste like?”
The guy says, “Well, your honor, it’s sort of a cross between an eagle and a spotted owl”.