[Boogieman]

“Inside they found the hunting knife, an M-100 firework, a Swiss Army knife, a flashlight, handcuffs, an 8-foot black rope, a clear water gun, a laptop and a wire typically used to strangle someone called a garrote.”

No duct tape? And you call that a rape kit?!?

[Vince Ferrer]

No books? Didn’t he say he was studying?

[Old Yeller]

“Inside they found the hunting knife, an M-100 firework, a Swiss Army knife, a flashlight, handcuffs, an 8-foot black rope, a clear water gun, a laptop and a wire typically used to strangle someone called a garrote.”

Sounds like McGyver.

[ari-freedom]

A real ninja huh?

[jsanders2001]

When are these children going to realize they’re dealing with grown-ups who will put a bullet in their a$$ without hesitation? it’s time or playtime to stop. Grow up people. You lost. Hell we lost for 8 whole years. Deal with it.

[bgill]

a wire typically used to strangle someone called a garrote.

Which aisle would that be on at Walmart? Does the package specifically state it's garrote wire?

[Flaming Conservative]

Are you sure it wasn’t a homemade clock?

[Eleutheria5]

A SWISS army knife? THAT’S a combat weapon?! No telling what he might do with the corkscrew or magnifying glass attachment *shiver*! He might have pared the Donald’s nails.